Those who’ve seen me in the club might have noticed that I tend to dance every now and 
then ;) And as a cat who does his same ole two-step, I’ve noticed the two-step of other 
cats in the club. And there’s something that’s going on more and more as of late that 
needs to stop!!! 

MAN LAW 212: NO MAN SHOULD EVER BACK IT UP AND/OR DROP IT LIKE IT’S HOT 

We’ve all been there before: In the club trying to get shortie’s attention so, you think to 
yourself, I’m gonna give her a lap dance…but, fellas, there is a limit!!! Wind up your waist if you must, just don’t bend at the waist. That not gangsta! Bend at the knees cuz she’s shorter than you, but, if you drop it low and get your eagle on, I will call security! We’ve all been sandwiched by two chicks so, inevitably, you will be grinding your @ss on one of them but, stand tall young man, stand tall! When she goes down, you don’t have to follow. Cross your arms and stand there like the pimp you are! 

Again, it’s just a double standard. Men and women just ain’t equal yet, we have to accept 
that. I see the dutty wine dance, I wanna do it too! It looks like fun but, I ain’t gonna do it 
d@mmit! There are things that are just reserved for women and that line should be crystal 
clear in the club. 

Keenan “No Droppin’ Down & Getting His Eagle On” Davis