Keenan’s Weekly Rants & Raves – THE MAN LAW SERIES PART IV 

It's time to bring my "Man Laws" series to an end with something that is part Man-Law but, more a call to arms for all my dudes out there! Enough is enough! I've had it up to here! 

MAN LAW 1: SHUT DOWN ALL WD's 

I know the acronym "WD" doesn't make any sense to you...Let me explain myself: I'm 
tired of all these songs, jokes, TV shows, movies, books, snide comments and all around
slander & libel about men having "little ones." LOL LOL OK, I can admit it is funny but, were only telling one side of the story! What about these women who are as wide and deep as the Great Atlantic Ocean! What about these women who you can d@mn near fit your leg inside, much less your "mini-me!" What about these women who can slide every inanimate object smaller than a Geo Metro inside em' as easy as the circle goes in the round slot when you were in Pre-K! MAYBE it's not that dude is small, MAYBE JUST MAYBE IT'S THAT YOU'RE WIDE & DEEP!!! Hence the meaning of WD's: Wide & Deep's!!!

This madness needs to stop! Just like dudes who come in all different shapes and sizes, 
long or short, thick or thin: some of you ladies are gonna be tight or wide, shallow or 
deep! Embrace your giant, gaping hole! We don't even be saying anything, do we? We 
handle our business the best we can and half the time come back for more of that 
humongous stuff! So ladies, take this time to slide to the restroom and do a quick check, if you can get 3+ fingers in there with no resistance - it ain't that dude's fault! He's not the 
one to blame! For once: If it does fit, you must acquit! Also ladies, the next time you hear 
one of your girls talking about how "dude wasn't packing," think to yourself "maybe he 
wasn't but, maybe just maybe your girl is a WD!!!" LOL LOL!! Spread the word ladies and gents: WD's are out there and they need to be checked!!! 

I guess I should also put one more advisory here: I know the dudes won't care cuz one 
man should never care about what another dude is packing (MAN LAW - 421) BUT, this is not about me being sensitive about what I got, I'm more than capable and I have 
references that can be furnished upon request!! LOL LOL This about this being a one-sided issue for way too long! 


Keenan "Campaigning Against All WD's" Davis