I remember my sister (besides still calling me "Buttface") introducing me as her sister everytime we met someone, 
  
or her calling me "K-9" (as in "canine", as in her dog lol lol) 
  
then there was my boy who called me "Kee-dome" (as in my forehead was as big as the old stadium for the Seattle Mariners called the Kingdome) 
  
then there were those little bastards in P.S. 235 & I.S. 383 who used to call me "Keenie Weenie" or when they were too lazy to say all the syllables would just go with "Kee-Wee"
  
then in college I was "Mel", cause my boy Jeff thought I was so dark, that he was just gonna call me "melanin" and "Mel" was the short version of that 
  
but, I have to admit one of my all-time favorites was just given to me recently when I was introduced to this gay dude who promptly called me "11:59", because I'm so dark that I'm a minute shy of midnight LOL LOL LOL.  That one brought tears to my eyes it was so funny! 
  
So share with me people I know I can't be the only one who will never ever ever ever name their child after them because kids can be cruel and being called "Keenie Weenie" for a few years could do some real damage if I didn't have bigger fish to fry lol lol.  Probably part of the reason I'm writing these d@mn rants and raves to begin with! 

Keenan "Kee-Kee Boobie" Davis 
...the only nickname I ever liked, thanks Faye "She-She Boobie" Canty :)